"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
when u hear someone singing frozen in public
I’m so glad this infographic exists.
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
is this what having a penis is like
I’ll never get ogre him (shrek)
mutual broken heart </3