Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh
I almost spit grape juice!
I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’
Apple bottom jeans
he sees you when you’re sleeping
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows